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LOG // @heyitsacul

Andrew | Out of Warranty

@heyitsacul

Deadpan millennial chaos, bedtime negotiations, and daily domestic malfunctions.

Held together by Lexapro, spite, and zero warranty coverage.

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33 Takes Refilmed

72 Witnesses

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Really, you're gonna haggle a later bedtime? You said I can sleep in?

Really, you're gonna haggle a later bedtime? You said I can sleep in?

I live here now. Tell my family I loved them. #foodtok #unhinged #rela

I live here now. Tell my family I loved them. #foodtok #unhinged #rela

I only refilmed this like, 200 times. #lexapro #anxiety

I only refilmed this like, 200 times. #lexapro #anxiety

So excited. I'm gonna go turn on my skull candle warmer now. #hallowee

So excited. I'm gonna go turn on my skull candle warmer now. #hallowee

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